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Featured Course:

Pelican Lakes

Windsor, Colorado
Public
Par: 72
Phone: (970) 674-0930
website

Men's Summary:
Tees Yards Rating Slope
Black 7264 73.8 134
Blue 6566 71.2 132
White 6039 68.6 120

Women's Summary:
Tees Yards Rating Slope
Blue 6566 77.0 148
White 6039 74.2 141
Red 5266 70.2 130

Columns

This site is aimed at bogey golfers, which, face it, is most of us. It's not about instruction; rather it's about commiseration, philosophy, and getting by, with maybe a bit of humor thrown in for good measure.

Archived Column:

What's in a Miracle?


Not a hole-in-one, but a Miracle nonetheless


It was a Christmas afternoon – a bit chilly (37º), but sunny and still despite that, and I was playing golf with my 22-year-old daughter.  She had made her first-ever birdie on the par 3 fourth – a well-struck nine-iron which rolled up to five feet, and darned if she didn’t manage to sink it.  We strolled around the course (which we basically had to ourselves), enjoying an easy companionship, not to mention the weak afternoon sun.  On the ninth hole, my drive had strayed right (as it is wont to do) over to a grassy knoll in the rough just right of the fairway bunker that sits about 100 yards out.  It was a decent lie, and so I played my sand wedge, hitting a fairly reasonable shot.  The ball landed left of the pin near the front of the green, took a big bounce (frozen greens this time of the year), and rolled out of sight over a slight undulation (the green is also elevated, making it difficult to see from where I stood).  I shouldered my bag and walked up to the green, whistling nonchalantly, secure in the knowledge that even if it had rolled off the back, I still had a fighting chance to get up and down.

However, when I reached the green, I discovered (to steal a phrase from Arlo Guthrie) that there was another possibility I hadn’t even considered.  The ball was lost.  Vanished without a trace.  Nowhere to be found.  I looked first in the hole, just because I’m an incurable optimist.  Then I looked in the two sand traps on the left.  I looked under the rake.  I looked under the pine tree.  I looked in the deep rough running up the hill behind the green.  I looked down the slope toward the cart path.  I looked everywhere there was to look.

At first, I thought it was a cruel trick of fate, to lose a ball after what appeared to be a good shot, with the added taunt of actually having struck the green.  Gradually though, I changed my point of view.  It was a miracle.  Oh, surely it was a minor miracle in comparison with the other miracles of the day.  Being able to play golf on Christmas day in Colorado.  Enjoying the company of my daughter.  Basking in the early winter sunshine.  Celebrating a peaceful Holiday with a billion or so other people who normally quarrel and fight and compete with each other.  And that’s not to mention the miracle of the Holiday itself…

Yes, it was an insignificant miracle, but it was at least as entertaining as watching a magician’s slight of hand in making the Ace of Spades disappear.  Better exercise too!

Merry Christmas! 

 
Background photo: Approach shot to #1 at Makani, Hawaii

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